Eamonn Holmes's Dad
The problems continue to pile up for Labour's Scottish election campaign - following a dismal showing in the first leaders' debate.
Turns out that only 27% of voters were able to identify the Scottish Labour leader Iain Gray - whereas a whopping great 85% could name the SNP and current First Minister - Alex Salmond.
Oh dear.
And if that wasn't bad enough - one potential voter even thought that Iain Gray was Eamonn Holmes's dad - which I'll have to take his word for because I don't know who Eamonn's dad is or what he looks like.
But the bad news just kept on coming - like a runaway train.
Apparently Alex Salmond enjoys a positive 18% approval rating from voters - with 44% satisfied with his performance and 26% dissatisfied.
Iain Gray on the other hand has a negative approval rating of minus 16% - with only 13% of voters satisfied with his performance and 29% dissatisfied.
Worse still - even 20% of Labour voters think that Alex Salmond is the best choice for First Minister - apparently.
And of those who voted Labour in 2007 - less than half say that they are satisfied with Iain Gray's performance as Scottish Labour leader.
The wheels haven't come off the bogey yet, but things are looking dodgy - and there's still four weeks to go before Scotland goes to the polls.
Turns out that only 27% of voters were able to identify the Scottish Labour leader Iain Gray - whereas a whopping great 85% could name the SNP and current First Minister - Alex Salmond.
Oh dear.
And if that wasn't bad enough - one potential voter even thought that Iain Gray was Eamonn Holmes's dad - which I'll have to take his word for because I don't know who Eamonn's dad is or what he looks like.
But the bad news just kept on coming - like a runaway train.
Apparently Alex Salmond enjoys a positive 18% approval rating from voters - with 44% satisfied with his performance and 26% dissatisfied.
Iain Gray on the other hand has a negative approval rating of minus 16% - with only 13% of voters satisfied with his performance and 29% dissatisfied.
Worse still - even 20% of Labour voters think that Alex Salmond is the best choice for First Minister - apparently.
And of those who voted Labour in 2007 - less than half say that they are satisfied with Iain Gray's performance as Scottish Labour leader.
The wheels haven't come off the bogey yet, but things are looking dodgy - and there's still four weeks to go before Scotland goes to the polls.