Star Trek - The Movie
To round off my little trilogy of posts on the laws of physics and Star Trekkin' - I thought it would be a bit of fun to re-cast the main characters - as members of the Labour party 'family'.
So here goes me:
Captain James T. Kirk - Ed Miliband
"We come in peace - shoot to kill"
Dr Spock - David Miliband
"It's life Jim - but not as we know it"
Lieutenant Ohura - Harriet Harman
"There's Klingons in the starboard bow"
Dr McCoy - Tony Blair
"It's worse than that - he's dead Jim"
Mr Scott - Alistair Darling
"Ye cannae change the laws of physics"
Now if I were the Labour high command I'd re-make the Star Trekkin' video for 'Ed Nose Day - which might give the party a much-needed boost in the polls.
So here goes me:
Captain James T. Kirk - Ed Miliband
"We come in peace - shoot to kill"
Dr Spock - David Miliband
"It's life Jim - but not as we know it"
Lieutenant Ohura - Harriet Harman
"There's Klingons in the starboard bow"
Dr McCoy - Tony Blair
"It's worse than that - he's dead Jim"
Mr Scott - Alistair Darling
"Ye cannae change the laws of physics"
Now if I were the Labour high command I'd re-make the Star Trekkin' video for 'Ed Nose Day - which might give the party a much-needed boost in the polls.
