Carlsberg don't do election campaigns

Seems to me that Gray Tank Commander has put his finger on the secret of the SNP's success - in the ongoing Scottish election campaign.

Reaching the parts other parties can't reach - and drawing support from people who can't even vote - is no mean feat it, has to be said.

Witness the following extract from Gary's article in the Sunday Herald:

"Talkin ay radge political parties, the one-man con-band Tommy Sheridan huz piped up fae Cell block H that if he could vote (he canny) but if he could (he canny) but, if he could (he canny!) he would vote fir the SNP.

So ... Alan “Times Square” Cumming and now Tommy “Solitary” Sheridan: what is it aboot the SNP that attracts support fae radges that canny even vote?

I canny wait tae see who they bring oot the bag next week: “A note today was found belonging to the Queen Mum that said if she wiz alive today, she too would vote for the SNP – the note also says that William huz done good considerin his baldy coupon.”

Precisely.

Now Carlsberg don't do election campaigns, but if they did............. 

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