Foxy Knoxy

Private Eye this week sends up the hysterical coverage of the Amanda Knox trial in Italy - by the Daily Mail. 

                  Daily Mail
                           Friday 14 October 2011

SEX CRAZED AMERICAN FIEND FREED TO MAKE MILLIONS 

by our Perugia Court Staff
AA Gilty and James Murder

Former murderer Foxy Knoxy last night walked free into the arms of waIting publishers and Holywood agents, after a bunch of illiterate Italian peasants inexplicably found her innocent of one of the most gruesome murders in the history of crime.

But as Foxy Knoxy escapes the clutches of the Italian justice system, a series of disturbing questions remain unanswered.

Those disturbing unanswered questions in full.

1 Why was she smiling when she heard the jury's "innocent" verdict? 
2 Why when she left the court was she weeping tears of guilt?
3 Why did the prosecution fail to present any evidence which would have proved her guilt?
4 Was the judge bribed by Mafia agents working for US PR companies hired by millionaire supporters of the influential Knox family?
5 Why did Know have a telltale hole in her jumper when she left court?
6 If Knox wasn't the murderer, then who was - apart from the mysterious African drug dealer who was gaoled for the crime four years ago?
7 What really happened at the wild, drug-fuelled sex party that never took place?
8 Why does the Daily Mail go on printing this drivel very day?  

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