The Best Medicine
I read the top ten jokes from the Edinburgh festival the other day - but I wasn't terribly impressed, I have to say.
Here are two that didn't play any part in the competition - which I think are better.
Over the next few days I am going to see if I can make up a joke about Scottish football in Europe - because laughter, as they say, is the best medicine.
1. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
2. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
Here are two that didn't play any part in the competition - which I think are better.
Over the next few days I am going to see if I can make up a joke about Scottish football in Europe - because laughter, as they say, is the best medicine.
1. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
2. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
