'Mouser' Questions Lockdown Rules

Here's a quick-witted 'mouser' who can see right through the more barmy aspects of lockdown which prevent us from meeting with our families and friends in small groups - even though we all continue to practice safe social distancing.
Now I'm on the side of the cat, I have to say, because the Scottish Government is about to change the rules so that people can play golf, yet I still can't meet my daughter whom I haven't seen for four months.