Modern Nursery Rhymes
The latest edition of Prviate Eye has a nice line in modern nursery rhymes - which might upset traditional church goers as well as confusing poor old Mr Spock.
New Secular
Nursery Rhymes
Here's the church
Here's the steeple
Look inside, there
Aren't any people
Here's the vicar climbing
The stairs
Here's the policeman arresting
Him for saying his prayers