Friday, 4 January 2019

Trump's Scottish Blood

Most men who are 'follicly' challenged accept their fate gracefully these days by either shaving their heads or wearing their hair very short.

Trump, on the other hand, is so insecure and vain that he spends hours every day having his hair combed over into an elaborate weave that bears a passing resemblance to a Highland Cow.

Maybe it's his Scottish blood.