Time Travellers

Every time there's a proposal to push Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) forward an hour - to bring us into line with the rest of western Europe - there's a mad rush of 'shouty' people who swear that this will surely bring civilisation to an end .

At least civilisation as we know and love it - in the UK.

Despite the many advantages - including safer travel for school children and more business friendly hours for our trading with Europe - some of us, including many Scots, are against the idea tooth and nail.

Some folks seem prepared to die in a ditch - just to keep things as they are.

But after yesterday's news that the good people of Samoa are about to jump forwards in time by a whole day - I have to think that we Scots are a real namby pamby lot.

At the moment Samoa - which sits on the international date line halfway between Australia and Hawaii - is 21 hours behind Australia.

And according to the Samoan government this is not good for business between Samoa and its nearest trading partners - Australia and New Zealand.

So as from today - Samoa is to jump back across the international date line to join its Aussie  and Kiwi neighbours - which means that when they go to bed tonight (Friday) they'll actually wake up on Sunday morning (New Year's Day).

A feat Doctor Who would be proud of no doubt - and the whole country is going along with the idea it appears.

And that's not the only big change Samoans have accepted recently.

A couple of years ago they switched to driving on the left hand side of the road - to discourage the import of expensive American left-hand drive cars.

Now if you suggested changes like that in Scotland - I suspect there'd be riots in the streets.

So the Samoans must be an easy going lot.

Either that or they're just terrific 'champions of change' - eternal warriors against the forces of reaction and conservatism.

If I were Ed Miliband - or Johann Lamont for that matter - I'd recruit a few Samoans to work for the Labour party.

Because their get up and go attitude is exactly what's needed - to shake things up.

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