What's Got Four Eyes But Can't See?

I am planning to go to the USA next year - for a family wedding.

For some reason I fancied visiting Tupelo during my stay in the States - and I had a vague notion that Tupelo was somewhere way out west.

But no - I was not just wrong, I was way way wide of the mark - because Tupelo is actually in Mississippi.

Which reminded me of the joke told by the Gene Hackman character - in the film 'Mississippi's Burning'. 

Q. What's got four eyes and can't see?

A. Mississippi

A variation of which is 'What's Got Two Eyes and Can't See?' - the answer to which of course is - Glasgow City Council.   

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