More than a wee bit barmy
I've not turned my hand to any poetry recently - but here's a small offering inspired by the phone hacking scandal - best sung to the tune of 'Robin Hood'.
"Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
Back on the backbench
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
Attacks a flame-haired wench
But tales of slumber parties
Suggest this is more than a wee bit barmy
Gordon Brown, Sarah Brown, Gordon Brown"
"Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
Back on the backbench
Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
Attacks a flame-haired wench
But tales of slumber parties
Suggest this is more than a wee bit barmy
Gordon Brown, Sarah Brown, Gordon Brown"
