Sexist Plonkers
Scotland's First Minister - Alex Salmond - deserves credit for telling the 'stuffed shirts' at Muirfield golf club that they can stick their invitation to this year's Open Championship - where the sun don't shine.
Now, of course, the First Minister used more polite language that I've just employed to convey his message, but his point is still plain for all to see - exclusive 'all male' golf clubs in this day and age are ridiculous and a terrible embarrassment to Scotland.
I don't know who decides where the Open Golf Championship will be held every year, but whoever it is - they should grow up and decide that, in future, they will boycott any golf clubs that deny membership to women players.
Now that would include the home of golf course - the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St Andrews - which has a long standing tradition of offering honorary membership to the principal of St Andrews University.
Yet that tradition was abruptly halted a few years ago when a new woman principal took over the reins at the university - in the shape of Dr Louise Richardson.
What a sad bunch of sexist plonkers - what does this say about their outlook on life, moral values and relationships with women?
I'm not a golfer and never have been, but I know for sure that I wouldn't want to be a member of an 'all male' club - no matter how exclusive - because it is simply unacceptable that women can be treated as second class citizens.