John Swinney - What A Wanker!
John Swinney appears to have commissioned a personal photographer to follow him around to take snaps of a busy First Minister 'ministering' to Scotland.
Here's the FM stopped in his tracks to share a tweet and his thoughts on the Scottish football team's World Cup draw - not staged in the least of course.
Mind you, John says he's got a lot on his plate these days - so much that he's been unable to keep his promise to meet For Women Scotland to discuss how the landmark UK Supreme Court ruling on biological sex impacts on Scotland's public services.

