Chief Mammy - No More!

I received lots of suggestions in response to my post about what to call the First Minister now the word Mother (Mammy) has been banned from official ScotGov literature.

Here are some of more restrained comments:

Is Chief Papa OK?

Will they be changing Mother's Day?

What happens to Motherwell now? (one for the football fans)

Chief body with a vagina? (trans lobby could cry foul)

Chief Cervix Owner (trans lobby could cry foul) 

Power mad egomaniac?

Chief Narcissist? 

The Motherwell reference has got me thinking though - what will the bams go after next?

Chief Mammy vs 'Chief Birthing Parent' (October 21, 2021)

  

What are we to call the First Minister now that the Scottish Government has banned the word 'mother' from its official literature?

'Chief Mammy' is bound to incur the wrath of Stonewall and the trans lobby, but 'Chief Birthing Parent' sounds even more absurd.

'I'm the Chief Mammy' - How Embarrassing! (September 12, 2021)


Nicola Sturgeon's behaviour is becoming increasingly deluded if you ask me, but the signs were there some years ago when she took such delight in referring to herself as Scotland's 'chief mammy'. 

Be Reasonable - Nicola Sturgeon: 'I'm the chief mammy!' | Facebook

 

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