Green Non-Jobs Created
If a job's title leaves you scratching your head as to what it's all about, chances are the job is completely made up, as in the case of Scotland's two new Green ministers who are paid salary packages worth more than £100,000 a year.
How did the Scottish government manage these areas prior to creating two new ministerial posts?
Well they were carried out by other ministers, of course, whose salaries stay the same - even though they no longer have responsibility for the Circular Economy, for example.