Can I Have My Money Back?
Gerry Rafferty's famous song could have been written with Scottish Ministers in mind:
Listen to the lies from the politician man
Saying that we live in a democratic land
One land for the rich, another for the poor
And if you try to change it, they'll nail you to the floor.
Can I have my money back, money back, money back?
Can I have my money back, please sir?
Can I have my money back, please sir?