Poetry Corner


BBC presenter made a complete fool of himself with his recent comments about the 'attractiveness' of a certain female tennis player - as if he's some oil painting.

But he got his comeuppance with this entry in Private Eye's Poetry Corner.

Lines on the retirement 
of Marion Bartoli 

So. Farewell
Then Marion Bartoli.

You are retiring
From women's
Tennis, just forty
Days after winning
Wimbledon.

What now?
Perhaps you can
Go into the 
Commentary box
And punch
John Inverdale

E.J. Thribb 

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