Boom, Boom!

I don't often listen to Scottish Questions which is an opportunity for Scottish MPs - at Westminster - to hold the Government of the day to account. 

But I caught an exchange between Scottish Labour spokesperson - Margaret Curran - and the Coalition spokesperson - David Mundell - on the subject of zero-hours contracts.

Margaret Curran, rather rudely, suggested that the Minister answering questions (David Mundell) might as well be on a zero-hours contract for all the good he was doing the Government - or the Scottish people for that matter.

Yet David Mundell fought back with his barbed response that there was only one member in the House of Commons with a zero-hours contract.

None other that the Labour member for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath - Gordon Brown MP - the former Prime Minister and Labour leader - who is rarely in the Mother of Parliaments these days.

Boom Boom! - as Basil Brush would say.

Wizard of Oz (29 August 2013)

We've all read about Westminster MPs who don't get long holidays - because when they're not hard at work in the Houses of Parliament - they're all hard at work back in their local constituencies.

So far, so good.

But I read the other day that Tom Watson - a high profile Labour MP - is flying off to Australia to help the Australian Labor Party and its leader, Kevin Rudd, who is trailing his Liberal rival, Paul Abbott, in the polls - ahead of a general election down in Oz. 

Now I don't have much time for the likes of Paul Abbott, but my question is whether or not Tom Watson MP is heading over to Australia in his own time - or will he still being paid as an MP?

Because if the latter is true, then the taxpayer is subsidising this little adventure in Oz- when you would think either the Labour Party or the Labor Party would pick up the tab - or even Tom Watson himself.

What I don't understand is why so many MPs seem able to swan off where and when they like - yet still draw a salary for their day job as an honourable member of the Westminster Parliament.

Here are a few previous posts to the blog site regarding another high profile MP, but this time a woman and Conservative member - Nadine Dorries - who was the subject of huge criticism, quite rightly in my view, for jetting off to Australia last year to take part in the TV programme 'I'm A Celebrity.... Get Me Out O Here'.

So, I sincerely hope that Labour's Tom Watson is not doing the same thing - and has asked the House of Commons to take his name off the payroll until he returns from Oz.  

Rampant Sexism (9 JUne 2013) 

I doubt I would vote ever for Tory MP Nadine Dorries, but nonetheless I deplore the fact that she appears to be getting singled out for 'special treatment' - as a result of her high profile absence from the House of Commons.

According to the following report from the BBC, Nadine Dorries faces an inquiry from the Standards Commissioner following her participation in the television programme - I'm A Celebrity....Get Me Out of Here'.

Now the reasons for this inquiry have not been published, but I can't imagine the row is over the payment of a fee - because MPs of all parties in the House of Commons regularly receive fees for doing extra-parliamentary work - huge amounts of money in certain cases.

So the only grounds for complaint that I can see is not that an MP is being paid a fee - but that the MP is being paid their normal salary when they are clearly not in a position to carry out their normal duties - in other words they are getting to eat their cake while being allowed to take an extra slice home in a 'doggy bag'.

In which case there are other 'offenders' and far worse 'offenders' in the Westminster Parliament than Nadine Dorries - and it does seem rather odd, to say the least, that a bolshy woman MP is the only one to face a formal House of Commons inquiry. 

Nadine Dorries faces 'I'm A Celebrity fee' inquiry

Ms Dorries has said that when she receives a fee she will declare it according to Commons rules Continue reading the main story

Tory MP Nadine Dorries is facing a inquiry from the parliamentary commissioner for standards.

The probe is understood to concern her fee for her autumn appearance on ITV's I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here.

A spokesman for commissioner Kathryn Hudson said she had decided to pursue a complaint received earlier this week.

Ms Dorries, who recently suggested she had not yet received an appearance fee and would obey Commons rules if she did, said she was being "hounded".

The Conservative MP has yet to declare any fee from the reality TV show in the Commons register of members' interests.

In a recent appearance on the BBC's Sunday Politics programme, Ms Dorries said she had not "personally" benefited from going into the jungle.

She said she had a company and added: "When I benefit personally from that I will have to declare it to the register."

Companies House records show she became a director of a limited company called Averbrook in October last year, shortly before going onto the show.

In response to the complaint, Ms Dorries told BBC political correspondent Ross Hawkins: "I'm a backbencher not a minister. My personal finances are my business and nobody else's and if I choose to take money from the company then I will declare it immediately to the standards commissioner."

Later, she took to Twitter to add: "If I haven't declared anything, it's because I haven't earnt anything. I must be the most hounded MP in parliament.

"Journalists, when the standards commissioner concludes the investigation and says there was no case to answer, will you give it prominent coverage?"

The Conservative Party suspended Ms Dorries following her TV appearance, but reinstated her last month.

Suspending Belief (28 November 2012)

I received a very helpful reply to my recent letter to IPSA (Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority) about the payment of MPs' salaries and expenses - while they're off swanning about in the Australian jungle somewhere.

See post dated 22 November 2012 - 'Money For Old Rope'.

The answer is that IPSA is only the administering body when it comes to the MPs' payroll - any decision or instruction to cease payments to an individual 'honourable' member - must come direct from the House of Commons.

In other words MPs just make up the rules to suit themselves - and MPs like 'Mad Nad' Dorries continue to be paid even while suspended - unless the House of Commons instructs otherwise.

Which I imagine would take a vote on the floor of the House of Commons - or a decision from the Speaker of the House that a member should be suspended without pay.

What puzzles me is how an MP can be suspended with pay - if they are clearly unable to do their job?

And in the case of Nadine Dorries that particular point was clearly unarguable - though we may now hear more now that the MP for Mid-Bedfordshire is back in the country.

I heard a Labour MP on the TV the other day gleefully sticking the boot into Nadine Dorries and the Conservative Party - over the 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' debacle.

At one level I have no problem with heaping derision on this particular MP - but what I would like to know from the Peoples' Party is:

'How can Labour make fun of Nadine Dorries and the Tory Party while they turn a blind eye to Gordon Brown's absence abroad for 70 days a year - at the Abu Dhabi Campus of the New York University?'

Now that really is the politics of the madhouse - if you ask me. 

Rampant Sexism (12 November 2012)

The Conservative MP for Mid-Befordshire - Nadine Dorries - swans off from the House of Commons for up to 30 days to take part in a celebrity TV programme - which is made in some remote part of Australia.

Result - she gets 'pelters' from all quarters and deservedly so - including from the Deputy Labour Leader - Harriet Harman - while standing in at Prime Minister's Questions (PMQs).

Ms Harman famous for her support of equalities issues even made a lame joke at Nadine's expense - something about the Tory MP having to deal with all kinds of snakes and toads - before she even arrived in the jungle.

So why is the row in the House of Commons so sexist?

Because lots of other MPs swan off when it suits them - including Harriet's Labour colleague and former Prime Minister - Gordon Brown.

Except Gordon is away from his day job for much more time than Nadine Dorries - 70 days a year (every year) in one job alone - at the New York University in Abu Dhabi, for example.

Yet no one says a word - or makes jokes at Prime Minister's Questions.

Maybe they'll start doing so now.

I certainly hope so because it would be a breath of fresh air.