Repositories v Suppositories
I read somewhere the other day that during the heat of a fiercely contested election battle in Australia, the opposition challenger - Tony Abbott - told an enthusiastic crowd of his supporters:
“no one, however smart, however well-educated, however experienced, is the suppository of all wisdom”.
Now, Australian politics has a reputation for being very male, macho even - so wouldn't it be wonderful if Tony's parting words to his loyal words were:
"So let's get out there and kick some arses!"