Stonewall, Sturgeon and Mother of Mine
As a forfeit for their bad behaviour in telling blatant porkie pies about removing the word 'Mother' from the Scottish Government's maternity policy, I propose Stonewall bosses are made to listen to Neil Reid's rendition of 'Mother of Mine' for 24 hours straight.
And for being idiotic enough to go along with Stonewall's cockamamy advice I propose that Nicola Sturgeon and her ministers join them.
That should teach them all a good lesson - and put their gas at a peep.