Boris Bananaman

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I sent an email to Boris Johnson during the referendum campaign over his comments about the EU restricting people from buying banana in bunches of more than 'two or three' at a time.

Not as damaging as other ludicrous claims to do with a pain-free Brexit or a huge cash boost for the NHS, but two weeks on I'm still waiting on  a reply.

 No wonder people get fed up with politics and politicians.

-----Original Message-----
From: Mark Irvine
To: boris.johnson.mp
Sent: Thu, Jun 9, 2016 12:09 pm
Subject: Banana Comments and the European Union



Dear Boris

Banana Comments and the European Union

As one of the key figures in the Leave Campaign to take the UK out of the European Union, I would be grateful if you could clarify your thoughts on bananas before polling day on 23 June 2016.

I have say that I was completely taken aback by your comments about being unable to buy bananas in "bunches of more than two or three" which is a perfectly ridiculous statement for an informed and educated person to make.

Never mind an honourable Member of Parliament and someone who is spoken of as a future leader of the Conservative Party, potentially at least.

I look forward to your reply.

Kind regards


Mark Irvine



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