Milibandwagon

I loved this recent article from Private Eye which takes the 'passing bandwagon' tendencies of the Labour leader - Ed Miliband - to task.

'Victims must decide the law',
says Miliband

by Our Political Staff

Shariah Law

The Labour leader, Mr Ed Milbandwagon, today announced a historic new departure for the British legal system.

Following on from his meeting with Hugh Grant, of the pressure group Hackety-hack-hack-hacked-off, which represents victims of the press, Mr Milibandwagon said:

It is up to the victims of crime to decide on the penalties for the perpetrators and on the exact details of the framework for regulation. Unless,of course the victims are victims of the NHS, the banking system, or the political process ...when they should obviously have nothing to do with it, obviously...not to mention the victims of paedophiles and murderers who probably want the guilty to be strung up, as it's the only language they understand, and we can't have that."

Mr Milibandwagon then said, There is a clear lesson to be learned here. Don't allow me to open my mouth in public.

Mr Milibandwagon is 27."  

Obviously, and what a contrast with the families whose loved ones died at Mid-Staffs hospital - in such large numbers.