What's Got Eight (8) Eyes And Can't See?

The two potentially correct answers are:

a) A visually impaired spider

b) Four SNP politicians who claim to be oblivious to what's going on around them

But the right answer is, of course, b) - because when did you last see a spider wearing spectacles


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