Rudolph the Leaky Lawyer


Randy Rainbow rises to the occasion again with his festive tale about Rudy Giuliani - aka Rudolph the Leaky Lawyer. 

   

Rudy 'Farts' Giuliani (04/12/20)


Rudy 'Pants' Giuliani is an embarrassment to the legal profession in particular and the American people in general.

As the nominal head of Donald Trump's legal team Rudy is trying to overturn the outcome of America's 2020 presidential election which is not going at all well.

Team Trump's bogus claims of vote rigging have all been rejected by independent election officials and laughed out of court in several battleground states.

Rudy's own performance has caused great hilarity as well, as on this occasion when he farts loudly in the middle of making his barmy legal pleadings.

Be sure to watch right to the end because the look on the eyes of Rudy's young woman assistant is a dead giveaway. 

   

Rudy 'Pants' Giuliani (23/10/20)

Young woman (Maria Bakalova): "Shall we have a drink in the bedroom?"

Rudy Giuliani: (Donald Trump's personal lawyer): "You can give me your phone number and address" (While patting the young woman on the ass).  

Rudy Giuliani: lies on bed and puts his hand down his pants.

Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen) barges in and demands: '"Shut down your phone - she's 15!"

Rudy Giuliani (later): "I was just tucking in my shirt!".

 

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