Running On Empties
I understand that Labour have come up with an bold new policy to combat problem drinking under the party's new leader Jeremy Corbyn.
Pubs, off-sales and supermarkets will continue to be able to sell beer, wines and spirits so long as they are empty and don't contain any alcohol.
A Labour spokesperson said this was intended to capitalise on Jeremy's exciting new defence policy which would commit Labour to renewing the Trident fleet, but have the submarines put to sea without their missiles.