Where the Sun Don't Shine


A number of readers from South Lanarkshire have been in touch.

Apparently school catering staff are being asked if they'll go into work during the school holidays - for some kind of previously unscheduled training course.

Allegedly this invitation has something to do with people's Performance Development Reviews (PDRs) - which all sounds a bit dodgy to me especially coming at such short notice.

The folks I've been speaking to all say they are going to decline the invitation - politely.

Me - I'd tell them to stick it where the sun don't shine - just like the bull in this photo.

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