You Don't Tug On Superman's Cape
Here's another one of my favourite songs - 'You Don't Mess Around With Jim' by the great Jim Croce.
I especially like the lines:
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with JIm.
That'll learn 'em.