Humza and Hard Pressed Commuters

ScotRail's new timetable is a damned disgrace - how will Humza Yousaf manage to get back and forwards to his local constituency in Glasgow Pollok from his home in Broughty Ferry?

It's A Long Way From Broughty Ferry (May 01, 2022)

Health minister Humza Yousaf visits Govan to campaign in the local elections. 

It's a long way from Broughty Ferry to Glasgow, so I hope Humza caught the train.

It's A Long Way To Broughty Ferry! (March 07, 2022)

As I was writing my post about Humza Yousaf basing himself in Broughty Ferry an old tune popped into my head, so I thought I'd share it on the blog after changing a few of the original words:

It's a long way to Broughty Ferry
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to Broughty Ferry
To the sweetest girl I know!

Goodbye Crookston Castle
Farewell to George Square!
It's a long long way to Broughty Ferry
But my heart's right there.

  

 

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