Special Gobbledegook



The latest edition of Private Eye made me laugh out loud with this wonderful piece of football gobbledegook from the 'Special One', also known as the Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho.

FOOTBALL IN MOUTH AWARD

"We (Chelsea) want to give the next dimension to our game in midfield and Fabregas is this kind of player which I like to call 'the 7' because he's not the 6 and he's not the 8.

Normally the 7 is the winger, I also call the 7 the guy in midfield who's not the 6, he's not the 8. Or he's a 6 and 8 at the same time.

So we need him a lot."

Jose Mourinho, The Independent, 9 August.  

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