Bog Roll Boris
Boris Johnson's credibility seemed to have reached rock bottom after his message to the UK business community, but Bojo dug himself into an even deeper hole by calling for a 'Full British Brexit' instead of a 'Soft yielding bog roll Brexit'.
Now who knows what the man means, but the foreign secretary has a strange relationship with the English language of course.
Because having threatened to lie down in front of the bulldozers over building a third runway at Heathrow, Boris managed to miss a crucial vote in the House of Commons and opted instead to be out of the country.
Morten Morland captures Bog Roll Boris perfectly with his political comment cartoon for The Times.
Bojo's Brexit Gaffe (25/06/18)
After Boris Johnson was reported as telling the business community to 'F-off' over its Brexit concerns, Twitter has laid bare the full extent of the Brexiteers' plans for leaving the EU.
Fuck business Fuck jobs Fuck food Fuck medicine Fuck science Fuck geopolitical security Fuck foreigners Fuck international solidarity Fuck the environment Fuck human rights Fuck evidence Fuck the NHS Fuck kids’ futures Fuck the UK
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