What an Arse
As the UK has been struggling to pull itself out of the worst recession for generations - I think it's fair to say that some people have found life more difficult than others.
Take Pippa Middleton who is now something of a celebrity apparently - made famous by her 'bum', no less, after it made a star appearance at her sister Catherine's wedding last year - to Prince William, the heir to the British throne.
Pippa's latest venture into the 'real world' has been in the columns of the Spectator Magazine - where she reminisced about having a crush on her former PE teacher - at her fabulously expensive fee-paying private school, Malborough College in Wiltshire.
Sometimes I wonder to myself why our newspapers are full of this drivel instead of reporting on important issues - like the fight for equal pay, for example.
But that explains why there are so many other sources of news and comment these days - because the mainstream press is often just full of tat and inane gossip.