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Tae a Virus by Willie Sinclair
 Twa months ago, we didna ken,
 yer name or ocht aboot ye
 But lots of things have changed since then,
 I really must salute ye
 
 Yer spreading rate is quite intense,
 yer feeding like a gannet
 Disruption caused is so immense,
 ye’ve shaken oor wee planet.
 
 Corona used tae be a beer,
 they garnished it wae limes
 But noo it’s filled us a’ wi’ fear
 These days, are scary times.
 
 Nae shakin hawns, or peckin lips,
 it’s whit they a’ advise
 But scrub them weel, richt tae the tips,
 that’s how we’ll a’ survive
 
 Just stay inside the hoose ye bide
 Nae sneakin oot for strolls
 Just check the lavvy every hoor
 And stock-take your loo rolls
 
 Our holidays have been pit aff
 Noo that’s the Jet2 patter
 Pit oan yer thermals, have a laugh
 And paddle ‘doon the waater‘
 
 Canary Isles, no for a while
 Nae need for suntan cream
 And a’ because o’ this wee bug
 We ken tae be..19
 
 The boredom surely will set in,
 But have a read, or doodle
 Or plan yer menu for the month
 Wi 95 pot noodles.
 
 When these run oot, just look aboot
 A change it would be nice
 We’ve beans and pasta by the ton
 and twenty stane o’ rice.
 
 So dinny think yell wipe us oot
 Aye true, a few have died
 Bubonic, bird flu, and TB
 They came, they left, they tried
 
 Ye might be gallus noo ma freen
 As ye jump fae cup tae cup
 But when we get oor vaccine made
 Yer number will be up.
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