Tae a Virus by Willie Sinclair
Twa months ago, we didna ken, yer name or ocht aboot ye But lots of things have changed since then, I really must salute ye
Yer spreading rate is quite intense, yer feeding like a gannet Disruption caused is so immense, ye’ve shaken oor wee planet.
Corona used tae be a beer, they garnished it wae limes But noo it’s filled us a’ wi’ fear These days, are scary times.
Nae shakin hawns, or peckin lips, it’s whit they a’ advise But scrub them weel, richt tae the tips, that’s how we’ll a’ survive
Just stay inside the hoose ye bide Nae sneakin oot for strolls Just check the lavvy every hoor And stock-take your loo rolls
Our holidays have been pit aff Noo that’s the Jet2 patter Pit oan yer thermals, have a laugh And paddle ‘doon the waater‘
Canary Isles, no for a while Nae need for suntan cream And a’ because o’ this wee bug We ken tae be..19
The boredom surely will set in, But have a read, or doodle Or plan yer menu for the month Wi 95 pot noodles.
When these run oot, just look aboot A change it would be nice We’ve beans and pasta by the ton and twenty stane o’ rice.
So dinny think yell wipe us oot Aye true, a few have died Bubonic, bird flu, and TB They came, they left, they tried
Ye might be gallus noo ma freen As ye jump fae cup tae cup But when we get oor vaccine made Yer number will be up.
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