President Sharpie



Donald Trump's adventures with a Sharpie pen have spawned a whole series of hilarious internet memes which are bound to get under his notoriously thin skin.

Trump proves he really is taller than President Obama


Trump's inauguration day crowds were absolutely massive


 Trump's border wall - though Mexico's still not paying


 Trump does not have small hands



Trump's is not a 'fat shamer' and works out like a beast 



Trump acquires Greenland for America 



Trump gets his hands off President Obama's birth certificate



Trump says: "Jeffrey Who? Never heard of him."


   

Trump - Altered Images (05/09/19)



Donald Trump stands accused of altering a Government weather map with a 'sharpie' pen to bolster his bogus claim that the state of Alabama was about to be hit by Hurricane Dorian.

You can see quite clearly the white 'bubble' showing the path of the hurricane and its predicted landfall in Florida - to which some doofus (i.e. Donald) has added an additional black line to encompass the bottom right hand corner of Alabama.

The world's only 'unstable hurricane expert' has form in this area, of course, and this attempt to doctor an official government weather map can only make Trump look even more ridiculous, if you ask me.

  

Unstable Hurricane Expert ((03/09/19)

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