Windmill Cancer



American comedian Michelle Wolf regrets Donald Trump's absence from the annual White House Correspondents Dinner and hopes this is not the result of 'windmill cancer'. 

  
  

President Windbag (05/04/19)



Donald Trump's latest contrived enemy is wind power which causes cancer, apparently, according to the dumbest president in America's history.

Although, to be fair, it does play havoc with Donald's hair.


  

Bad Hair Day (09/02/18)


Anyone who spend so much time, energy and money to cover up a big bald patch on the back of his head - has to be a few egg sandwiches short of a picnic.

Why doesn't Trump do what other men do which is to accept the inevitable and cut their hair very short?

Although to be fair people would then make fun of Trump for having a military-style haircut when, as a matter of fact, he repeatedly ducked the draft to Vietnam because for 'bone spurs' in his heels.

   


Draft Dodger Trump (11/03/17)



Donald Trump is posing here in a flight jacket and admiral's cap during a recent visit to an aircraft carrier, but it's worth pointing out that America's commander-in-chief is a 'draft dodger' who received no less than five deferments from serving in the Vietnam War.

Apparently one of these deferments was down to 'bone spurs' in both heels although this condition didn't seem to hold Trump back during his four years at university during which time he was regarded as a 'student athlete' who played football, basketball, baseball tennis and squash.

Clearly, self-obsessed narcissists like Trump have no qualms about indulging in such cowardly. shameless behaviour.

Donald J. Trump, center, as a high school senior in 1964 at the New York Military Academy.CreditNew York Military Academy

 

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