Thursday, 26 March 2020

Scotland's Square Sausage

I sent an emergency supply of Scotland's famous Lorne or 'square sausage' to an old friend of mine the other day and I'm pleased to announce that the parcel arrived safe and sound. 

I take my hat off to the Post Office and all of postal workers for keeping the system going during this wretched Coronavirus business.

So does my good friend Bryan, also known as the noble Lord Melbourne of Bournemouth.