Dildo Butt Monkey - Next Stop Canada?
I'm sure a lucrative new career awaits the 'Dildo Butt Monkey' in Canada once he hears that affirming your gender identity in front of children trumps all other considerations in Ontario's schools!
"Do You Have A Licence For That Minkey?" (July 12, 2021)
Redbridge Council has caused a stir by commissioning a Dildo Butt Monkey to help local children improve their reading skills.
Now you'd think the politicians and powers that be would insist on having a proper licence for this sort of thing.
I mean how many librarian/councillor eyes had to behold the Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey before he was released into the wild to delight the children of Redbridge? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/SbkDerdDZb
— Janice Turner (@VictoriaPeckham) July 11, 2021