Besuited Pigeon
No one is spared from Rankie Boyle's dark, sardonic within this conference roundup from The Guardian.
I particularly enjoyed the image Frankie conjures up of a dog signing the 'Camptown Races' as a metaphor for the new listening politics espoused by Jeremy Corbyn whom he describes as having the general air of a pigeon that has inherited a suit.
Remarkably, there are even pictures of such things on the internet - pigeons in suits that is, not Jeremy Corbyn.
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/oct/08/frankie-boyles-conference-roundup-haunted-tennis-ball-slytherin-chancellor-politics
Frankie Boyle’s conference roundup: Labour’s haunted tennis ball and the Slytherin chancellor
At this year’s party conferences, the Lib Dems looked like a cargo cult, Labour was saddled with a listener, not a leader – and the Tories were happy to bung equality on the pyre
Ritual figures: David Cameron and Jeremy Corbyn. Photograph: Getty/EPA