Special Seating Arrangements



Special seatings arrangements are apparently being made to cater for American president Donald Trump at the next gathering of world political leaders.

    

White House Playpen (31/05/17)



The White House re-imagined as a playpen is a great metaphor for the 'man-child' Donald Trump.

  

Toddler Trump (29/05/17)



Donald Trump's inability or unwillingness to join other world leaders on their stroll through Taormina in Sicily has been mocked on Twitter.

America's president had to use a golf buggy instead of joining Justin Trudeau of Canada,  Emmanuel Macron of France and UK Prime Minister Theresa May on their 'walkabout' during the G7 Summit.

But in this photo Toddler Trump is in a 'push cart' while German Chancellor Angela Merkel leads the way.    

  


Ha ha ha....... (28/05/17)



As expected Donald Trump proclaims his first foreign trip abroad as a 'yuge' success, but Business Insider and the internet beg to differ.

I have to say I found it particularly pleasing that the new kid on the block (Emmanuel from France), got the better of Trump in his now familiar 'battle pf the handshakes'.

  

Trump Trumped (26/05/17)

Donald Trump seems to have meet his match in the 'handshake wars' if this recent encounter with the President of Tajikistan, Emomali Rahmon, is anything to go by.

  


Masonic Handshake? (13/02/17)



Is Donald Trump a Freemason? 

I have to admit I don't know, but he's certainly got a really weird handshake - one which seems to terrify the Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe who is clearly very relieved once Trump finally releases his grip.



  

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