Shipbuilding Jokes and Scottish Comedy
Listen up readers!
We all know Nicola Sturgeon takes herself far too seriously, is terribly po-faced and can't laugh at herself!
So we've got to step up and do this for her - and for the sake of a healthy democracy which refuses to hero worship politicians.
Unlike some Scottish comedians, of course, who seem to be far too busy 'sucking up' to the political establishment.