Sunday, 21 January 2018

Bad Hair Days

Michael Wolff's 'Fire and Fury' book contains lots of interesting revelations including this one which was picked up by the BBC about Ivanka Trump mocking her father's ridiculous comb over.

7. Ivanka mocks dad's 'comb-over'

The US first daughter poked fun at her father's alleged "scalp-reduction surgery", according to the book.

"She treated her father with a degree of detachment, even irony, going so far as to make fun of his comb-over to others. She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate - a contained island after scalp-reduction -surgery - surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray. The color, she would point out to comical effect, was from a product called Just for Men - the longer it was left on, the darker it got. Impatience resulted in Trump's orange-blond hair color."

AZ: It wouldn't be particularly surprising if this is one of the anecdotes that Mr Trump finds most irksome. The president is proud of his hair, and once notably let late-night host Jimmy Fallon ruffle it to establish its authenticity. On windy days, Mr Trump usually wears a hat - the origin of the Make America Great Again ball cap - to ensure there are no coiffing malfunctions. The hair is as much a part of the Trump brand as big hotels and gold-plated escalators.


Trump's Scottish Connections (01/01/18)

Everybody knows that Donald Trump's mother (Mary Anne MacLeod) hails from the Isle of Lewis off the west coast of Scotland.

But not everyone knows where he gets all that flowing ginger hair for his splendid wigs.

Until now, of course.


Is Trump a Freemason? (04/11/17)

Ever wondered where Donald Trump's 'America First' campaign slogan came from?

Well here's a photo of the Ku Klux Klan on the march proclaiming:





Now Donald Trump's father Fred was arrested in the wake of a violent KKK rally in New York back in the 1920s which is an interesting coincidence.

Donald himself has this weird thing going on with handshakes as if he's some kind of Freemason, and as everyone knows the KKK and Freemasonry have strong Scottish connections. 

Fred Trump's wife (Donald's mother) Mary Anne MacLeod was from the Isle of Lewis, off the west coast of Scotland and so any conspiracy theorist worth their salt would be asking:

"Are all these issues connected, was Fred Trump a Freemason and is Donald Trump a Freemason?" 

I think we should be told.