James Garner, RIP



Not everyone will remember the American TV star, James Garner, but Private Eye pays him a lovely tribute in the latest edition of the UK's best and only fortnightly satirical magazine.

POETRY CORNER

In Memoriam
James Garner, actor 

So. Farewell
The James Garner,
Star of The
Rockford Files.

"This is Jim Rockford.
At the tone,
Leave your name
And number and
I'll get back 
To you."

Yes, that was 
Your famous
Answering machine
Message.

But now, sadly,
You never will.

E.J Thribbute (17 and a half)


PS. You were also 
In The Great Escape,
But unlike your 
Character, Flight Lieutenant 
Hendley, you have 
Now made it to 
The other side.

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