Knights and Knaves
The latest edition of Private Eye makes fun of the national clamour to strip the - by now - former Sir Fred Goodwin of his knighthood.
FRED GOODWIN
Those Revoked Titles In Full
- Lord Haw Haw (treason)
- Lady Chatterly (adultery)
- Lady Gaga (insanity)
- The Dukes of Hazzard (speeding)
- Baron Samedi (voodoo)
- Baron Hardup (theft)
- Count Dracula (assault)
- Lady Godiva (obscenity)
- Lord Voldemort (pure evil)
- Lord of the Flies (killing Piggy)
- OBE Wan Kenobi (misuse of force)
- CBE-3PO (prissy)
- Knight Rider (talking to car)
- The Earl-ly Learning Centre (childishness)
- Count Down (using the word 'wanker' before the watershed)